It's prolly a bad idea...
...to give two drunk people black mega-Sharpies...

...because a Sharpie fight will surely breakout...

...the victor of which will deem it necessary to mark his or her territory, regardless of whether its your private property...

...not to worry, once the Sharpies are put down, many a brew are consumed...

...just some after-hours at Donners!
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