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Funny shit. How's this for conversation over drinks: Celia and The Tennis Whore. - Weeds
Tennis Whore - "He's very cute. Funny. Clean-"
Celia - "-married to me!"
TW - "It's not like we're running off. It was just sex. Very hot sex!"
C - "Yeah, but now I have to deal with it. And I hate to deal with things. So what did you do for him?"
TW - "You know, he went down on me for days!"
C - "Well, he was always very talented in that department."
TW - "Dean's a good guy."
C - "Shut up! I'm very mad at him."
TW - "Are you going to divorce him?"
C - "Hell no! No way he can support two households. And I'm not living in a townhouse again!"
TW - "That's why I'm never getting married."
C - "No, you'll just fuck the married."
C - "You're a big whore!"
TW - "I think it's time for me to leave-"
C - "Oh, sit your flat ass down. Yeah, you're a good listener."
TW - "Thanks!"
C - "Fuck you. Let's get another round!"
Cool shit. Thanks to Primate Buddy for turning me on to this nice blog featuring downloadable classic movies. For a film nut like myself this is cool. I'm really into the early film noir - visually, the most striking B&W cinema, in my opinion. And speaking of film nuts. What is it with the contestants on IFC's Film Fanatic? Now I do not consider myself a film fanatic, but these fools on the show are fucking dumbies! Now I do not have an eclectic collection of film related materials or websites or review database, etc. So the usual contestants would have me there - unless I were to develop some of my own. Not impossible. The people on the show miss a lot of questions that should be common knowledge to any mediocre fan of films. Anybody have an opinion on this?