Friday, August 12, 2005

For Cryin' Out Loud!

I hate when you think you are doing your body a favor and your body responds with a middle finger... sometimes two middle fingers.

I went to bed a bit early last night (around 10:30pm - yeah, early) after passing on a late dinner with Hermo and Monkey. I figured I could use the rest and to be honest the heat has been kicking my ass a bit lately. So how am I rewarded? Eyes wide open at 5am and I haven't been back to sleep yet. So about an hour ago I whipped out my notebook (simmer down, ladies) and decided to surf from bed. It's amazing the shit you end up finding when you are looking for NOTHING. In any event, I found this lovely little ego booster to promote peace on earth and good will to mankind which is so last week's news.

It's called AIM Fight. Basically, you enter your AIM screen name and an opponent's and the site determines a winner. Oh, the drama. The thrill of victory. The agony of defeat. It doesn't get any better than this folks...

By the way, I am a push over as an AIM fighter. The irony of real life. So go ahead, feel free to use my screen name to pick on. :)

On a side note: the movies that are on at 5am are really entertaining too, helping me to keep awake. So far, the best lines of the day (and the day is young, mind you) are these:

Rob Reiner: "You're six years old and you just found you got a new bike."
David Spade: "Holy shit, a bike!"
Rob Reiner: "You're six."
David Spade: "Holy crap, a bike!"
Rob Reiner: "You're six!"
David Spade: "Goo-goo, gah-gah, bikey!"
Rob Reiner: "That's too far back."